dude-of-electricity:

dude-of-electricity:

me:

my brain: oh? you’re a chime?

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a week ago i saw this on facebook and thought it was fucking hilarious and now i cant get it out of my head. ill be sitting on the bus or be alone in my room and just say “oh? you’re a chime?” out loud

fuc k you dib

swolleneyeball:

mortysmithsanchez:

take away my recording software dont let me do any more of these

thEn. THEn!!!!! dIB SaYs…GWRAWG H!!!!!!!!!!!!1 iN FROnt Of ThE WHOLE CL ASS.!!11!, fFilthy sS L U G… ms bitters called on M    E, undersTand??? fFFiLthy sQUIRmy dDIB,, SSQUIRRRRMYYM *slosh noises* what are you talking about?? who ARE you?? i cANt beLIEEEEeV The THINgs tHat hhhHHHHhHHHHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHUM  A N….. has dOne to MEe…M    E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND-…. GWRGHG [violent swinging noises] G H R RGR GRGH JHGJGGRG


D         I           B  [fist clenching]

HRGHNF HRGHNF HRGHNF HRGHNF 

why are you following me? i dont even go to your school! ANd ThE,,,,DOHRRGRHGH…HhE Makes me SSO MA  DD!!! the Hhorrible PUNY BRAIN mEAT CHILd, WITh HIS Little gLASS E S. AND HIS- 

RRFH RRFH




HEAD 



[slams door]

[fake dib voice] My name is DIb!! with mMy PpOINTY HAIR!!! POoOINTY H A IR !!!!!!!!!!!! i eat FOO D aND HAVE,,,SSSSTUUUh [computer noises] [audio fades out]

tamakid: “ SANRIO X BNHA finally finished this! long time coming but I’m super happy with it! tell me what you guys think of the combinations! fun fact this collab actually happened in real life a couple months ago! ”
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tamakid: “ SANRIO X BNHA finally finished this! long time coming but I’m super happy with it! tell me what you guys think of the combinations! fun fact this collab actually happened in real life a couple months ago! ”
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tamakid: “ SANRIO X BNHA finally finished this! long time coming but I’m super happy with it! tell me what you guys think of the combinations! fun fact this collab actually happened in real life a couple months ago! ”
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tamakid: “ SANRIO X BNHA finally finished this! long time coming but I’m super happy with it! tell me what you guys think of the combinations! fun fact this collab actually happened in real life a couple months ago! ”
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tamakid: “ SANRIO X BNHA finally finished this! long time coming but I’m super happy with it! tell me what you guys think of the combinations! fun fact this collab actually happened in real life a couple months ago! ”
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tamakid: “ SANRIO X BNHA finally finished this! long time coming but I’m super happy with it! tell me what you guys think of the combinations! fun fact this collab actually happened in real life a couple months ago! ”
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tamakid:

SANRIO X BNHA 

finally finished this! long time coming but I’m super happy with it! 

tell me what you guys think of the combinations!  fun fact this collab actually happened in real life a couple months ago! 

elpatron56:

sketiana:

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not to channel george orwell on main but nows the time to start keeping hammers next to every electrical device u own lol

last thing the device sees before I hammer it to death

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biandanxious18:

melondegeneres:

sandersstudies:

Tumblr owners be like “oh, nothing crazy! We just wanna make a few changes, maybe include some premium options, you know. :)”

We rioted when the background color changed from blue to blue, Mr. Tumblrman.

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I rebloged the original but I like this one better

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silver-tongues-blog: “ zingoogniz: “ zingoogniz: “ itswalky: “ wackd: “ inbarfink: “ wackd: “ web-s: “I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher. ” he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called ” Remembering the password...
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silver-tongues-blog: “ zingoogniz: “ zingoogniz: “ itswalky: “ wackd: “ inbarfink: “ wackd: “ web-s: “I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher. ” he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called ” Remembering the password...
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silver-tongues-blog: “ zingoogniz: “ zingoogniz: “ itswalky: “ wackd: “ inbarfink: “ wackd: “ web-s: “I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher. ” he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called ” Remembering the password...
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silver-tongues-blog: “ zingoogniz: “ zingoogniz: “ itswalky: “ wackd: “ inbarfink: “ wackd: “ web-s: “I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher. ” he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called ” Remembering the password...
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silver-tongues-blog:

zingoogniz:

zingoogniz:

itswalky:

wackd:

inbarfink:

wackd:

web-s:

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

fair

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

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he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

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but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

okay listen, theres a reason intelligence and wisdom are two different stats